Poop #9

Date:8/17/07
Time: 4:46pm – 4:51pm
Duration: 5 min
Location: parent’s basement
Need: take it or leave it
Hardness: soft flow
Bristol Stool Chart Type: 5
Consumed since last BM: Dutch wafflecakes, 2 nectarines, chorizo/salsa/egg/potato burrito, marshmallows, salad, 2 Monster energy drinks, Gatorade, carrots
Description: a decent non-messy poo that was definitely softened by the fruit/vegetables/energy drink diet I’ve been surviving on. Like Medusa's hair or a congregation of worms.

Poop #8

Date: 8/16/07
Time: 8:57pm – 9:08 pm
Duration: 11 min
Location: parents basement
Need: gotta go
Hardness: soft solid
Bristol Stool Chart Type: 5
Consumed since last BM: lots of peanut butter chocolate cookies, a philly cheese steak, root beer, naked juice (green machine), bruscuitto and provolone sandwich, carrots, pieces of cantaloupe.
Description: There were multiple sectors of poo coming out in this BM divided into 3 distinct rounds of pooing. 2nd rd of poo emerged 4 min. in, 3rd round came 7 min. in and was a bit watery feeling, but no visual poo spray. A day of hiking let this poo stew for a bit, thus likely leading to the huge volume of poo in this BM. Also I think seeing a dust storm today ignited some ferocity from within the pushing process. Although its hard to tell from the picture, this was a beautiful huge poo, felt like 5 lbs released from my intestines with a fairly clean wipe up and some nice skid marks left behind to show who's boss.

Poop #7

Date: 8/15/07
Time: 6:15 pm – 6:22 pm
Duration: 7 min
Location: Parent’s Basement
Need: Gotta Go
Hardness: Medium/Hard
Bristol Stool Chart Type: 3
Consumed since last BM: 5 Hot Wings, Calzone, Tabolui, Hummus, pita, coke, root beer, cookies, juice, sourdough bagel.
Description: A nice, long, slightly hardened poop that had been resting in the colon for quite some time. This poo was a victim of lake and pool water in the colon, due to excessive swimming. Sat in toilet for ~8 hours before picture taken thus leading to the slight disintegration as can be seen be the coloration of the water around the turd. Very interesting shapes, like a grandpa with his splotchy skin and his little grandson by his side. Beautiful how the lone pubic hair in the water shimmers.

Poop #6

Date: 8/14/2007
Time: 1:02 am - 1:07 am
Duration: 5 min.
Location: Parent’s Basement
Need: Average
Hardness: Medium/Soft
Bristol Stool Chart Type: 4
Consumed since last BM: Slice of Cheese Pizza, cookies, juice concoctions (orange, pomegranate/blueberry, apple/blueberry)
Description: Normal pre-sleep poop.

Poop # 5

Date: 8/13/2007
Time: 5:27 pm – 5:32 pm
Duration: 5 min.
Location: Parent’s Basement
Need: Colon Blow
Hardness: soft and soupy
Bristol Stool Chart Type: 6
Consumed since last BM: Peanut Butter Chip chocolate cookies, 5-6 grapes, some calzone, kaum pau kee chicken and rice, root beer
Description: Wet and sloppy with a lil’ bit of runny diarrhea, lots of burping associated with this BM, maybe a lingering effect of carbonated soda which I usually never drink.

Poop #4

Date: 8/12/2007
Time: 10:59 pm – 11:03 pm
Duration: 4 min.
Location: Parent’s Basement
Need: Gotta Go
Hardness: Medium
Bristol Stool Chart Type: likely 4
Consumed since last BM: calzones, cookies, juice, pluot, 2 sesame bagels,
Description: poop was immediately swallowed up by the toilet, normal log shape I think, parent’s toilet paper is a bit too soft, always getting stuck in my anus.

Poop #3

Date: 8/12/2007
Time: 3:46 am – 3:53 am
Duration: 7 min.
Location: Parent’s Basement
Need: Gotta Go
Hardness: Medium
Bristol Stool Chart Type:4
Consumed since last: Pastrami & Turkey Sandwich, banana, apricot, pluot, pretzels, ginger ale, orange juice.
Description: Post-airplane poop, a tired experience, but hey a clean toilet is always nice.

Poop #2

Date: 8/11/2007
Time: 3:51: pm – 3:59pm
Duration: 8 min.
Location: Home
Need: No hurry
Hardness: Medium/soft
Bristol Stool Chart Type: 4
Consumed since last: French Bagette, Red Baron Pepperoni Pizza, 12 chocolate-chip cookies, milk, 4 schlitz beers, smoked weed, Chai tea.
Description: softish, slightly redish hue, maybe a piece of red something at the tip?

Poop #1

Date: 8/10/2007
Time: 2:55 pm – 3:05pm
Duration: 10 min.
Location: Home
Need: Colon Blow
Hardness: Medium/soft
Bristol Stool Chart Type: 4
Consumed since last: Red Beans and Rice, Saline Crackers, Pancakes, Nature Valley Granola Bar, Chicken noodle soup, Coffee, Chai tea.
Additional Info: long thick piece, felt perfectly molded to the intestinal shape. Average wipe required.