Thursday, August 16, 2007

Poop #7



Date: 8/15/07
Time: 6:15 pm – 6:22 pm
Duration: 7 min
Location: Parent’s Basement
Need: Gotta Go
Hardness: Medium/Hard
Bristol Stool Chart Type: 3
Consumed since last BM: 5 Hot Wings, Calzone, Tabolui, Hummus, pita, coke, root beer, cookies, juice, sourdough bagel.
Description: A nice, long, slightly hardened poop that had been resting in the colon for quite some time. This poo was a victim of lake and pool water in the colon, due to excessive swimming. Sat in toilet for ~8 hours before picture taken thus leading to the slight disintegration as can be seen be the coloration of the water around the turd. Very interesting shapes, like a grandpa with his splotchy skin and his little grandson by his side. Beautiful how the lone pubic hair in the water shimmers.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Isn't this blood?