Date: 3/8/08
Time: 1:30 pm – 1:38pm
Duration: 8 min
Location: home toilet
Need: couldn’t have waited 5 min more
Hardness: medium
Bristol Stool Chart Type: 4
Consumed since last BM: chocolate cake, steak burrito, sun chips, gnocchi with mushroom sauce, 2 seasame bagels with butter, chocolate croissant, coffee, peppermint tea, Turkish apricots, banana, cheese, grapes, 4 Old Milwaukees, 1 Anchor Steam, salad with grapefruit dressing.
Description: Wow, this was a day and a half’s worth of massive consumption, all stored like a good little chipmunk for the winter, and then released with the fists of fury into my toilet. I had to poo last night, but then went and saw No Country for Old Men, and should’ve relieved myself then, being such a shitty movie as it was. Then got home and had to give my lady the banana, and there is nothing that kills the mood more than saying, hold on baby, I’d love to stick it in, but first I need to unload some fecal matter. So, being that I wasn’t going to shit my pants at that point, I chose weak sex over pooping. Sue me. But anyways, I held on and on, and never got the chance to release until now, and WOW, check it out. Have you ever seen so much mass? Look at the way it twists and turns, breaks and bends, hot damn, that is a poop.
4 comments:
Congratulations for that impressive poop, dude!
p.s. no country was really bad.
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You should try eliminating in squat position. This is the natural position and it totally opens the passage out and you get a complete evacuation. It is a fact, try it!
some of your posts are hilarious.
where have you gone
poop logger?
log pooper?
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