rushing home

Date: 2/12/08
Time: 2:49 pm-2:58pm
Duration: 9 min
Location: home toilet
Need: gotta go
Hardness: softwithliquid
Bristol Stool Chart Type: 5
Consumed since last BM: chicken chili, sesame bread w/ oil and vinegar, Clementine, chamomile tea, coffee, twix bar, two beers, banana, bar munchies (chex mix)
Description: Although covered by pee and diarrhea water, there is a poo monster lurking underneath. Went into work today and ate some chili for lunch. I know I shouldn’t be eating chili when still trying to recover from this sickness, but the cafeteria sucks and that was the only thing which sounded even remotely appetizing. So immediately after, I knew it was a terrible decision and my lower intestines were howling to be released. I went to my secret spot bathroom, which is the cleanest single in the department, but was twice poo-blocked by others. I try my emergency backup, the main public bathroom, but there were always too many other poopers in there, and I hate battling for stall supremacy, so I pinched it in. I could hold it no longer, so I decided to bail work early and head straight home, fighting snow and wind, until I finally reached my destination, the home toilet. Rare to feel such relief as I did letting out that first wave. p.s. fuck those trivia dorks who know every single fucking question, I hate them.