So, I went to take a pee this evening, and I open the toilet seat, and what do I see? An early christmas present left for me from my brother. Thanks Brother. You left my present just for me to find it early and get all excited, didn't you? But brother, I have to tell you, that is a classic #2 poo, and judging by the dryness and cracks in the poo, it looks like you may need to drink a bit more water.
