Date: 12/17/07Time: 9:15-9:19 am
Duration: 4 min.
Location: parent’s toilet
Need: turtle head poking out
Hardness: started solid, progressed to a mushy stool
Bristol Stool Chart Type: 3 to 5
Consumed since last BM:3 Cinnamon Rolls, Pomegranate, Kiwi, Everything Bagel sandwich with turkey/salami, chicken and dumplings, taffy cookies, egg nog, naked juice, orange juice
Description: I let a whole Sunday of watching football in my underwear slip by and was having such a great time I forgot to poop all day. So when I woke up this morning, that poo was coming out. Damn, it felt good, there is nothing like a sweet morning dump to start the day off with a bang, hells yeah. The poop itself started out rock solid, then got all soft and lumpy, then turned into a hot poo film spewing in liquid form.
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