Monday, December 10, 2007
final exam poo
Date: 12/10/07
Time: 6:17- 6:31 pm
Duration: 14 min
Location: home
Need: felt nice
Hardness: medium soft
Bristol Stool Chart Type: 4
Consumed since last BM: granola bar, pudding parfait, cinnamon raisin bagel with cream cheese, potato chips, vitamin, peppermint tea w/ milk, coffee, sesame chicken w/ white rice, vegetable egg roll
Description: I could’ve pushed this on out this morning, but I had a final to cram for/take so I held onto it. Then I intended on taking a nice poo at work, but sort of forgot about it and played ping pong instead. Upon getting home, I was like, “Damn, I gotta poop!” and that’s what I did. I was in no hurry, so I sat awhile and just let this one feel its way out of my GI tract. Had my comp too, so I watched a video on the y-tube. This poo winds and twists upon itself, like the tertiary structure of a protein (did it too have some molecular chaperones to assist in the folding?). Maybe it’s simply returning to its creation state shape in the intestine. Regardless, it’s a eye-catching creation I must say.
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