Sunday, December 9, 2007

Mango Mojito Mess


Date: 12/9/07
Time: 12:13 – 12:19 pm
Duration: 6 min.
Location: home toilet
Need: had to poo, but could’ve waited
Hardness: cookie dough
Bristol Stool Chart Type: 4
Consumed since last BM: pretzels, poppy seed bagel w/ butter, poppy seed bagel sandwich with swiss cheese/turkey/salami, poppy seed bagel sandwich with swiss cheese, homemade taco, chips, hot-ass salsa, guacamole, cocoa krispies, venison sausage, 4 Pabst Blue ribbons, mango mojito, 2 chai teas

Description: Typical post-party poo, aka heavy ass load from beer weight. I ate some super-spicy salsa, and was a bit worried about fuego on my anus, but was relieved to not feel any effect. The three poppy seed bagels eaten yesterday made an appearance as can be seen in the poppy speckled poopy.

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