Date: 12/8/07
Time: 12:15pm est - 12:30
Duration: 15 min.
Location: home toilet
Need: almost shit my pants
Hardness: super soft poo magma
Bristol Stool Chart Type: 6
Consumed since last BM: Pasta with seafood, pretzels, 3 croissants, some thin sliced turkey, 1 Pabst blue ribbon, 1 Newcastle ale, coffee
Description: Whilst driving home I felt a massive pinch on my colon. I’ve been farting something deadly for the past few days (fuck you Indian food!), so I thought it was just another stank fart erupting. I gave it a test push and nope, it was definitely poo trying to come out, so I put the colon lock on and sealed the hole for the remainder of the drive. When I got home, I released the gates and let the flood out. After the intial spray, as can be seen from the poo splatter, it flowed out like molten lava, with a soft consistency, not quite diarrhea but nowhere close to solid either, more like a yogurt type consistency. The picture doesn’t do this justice, as more of the poo is submerged under the dirty poo/pee water. It’s like an iceberg, you know how they say ~90% is underwater and you only are seeing the tip of the iceberg. Needless to say the wipe was not clean.
1 comment:
you are my poo god! all my respect and veneration to you, dude.
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