Date: 12/15/07
Time: 8:16 – 8:28 pm est
Duration: 12 min
Location: parent’s toilet
Need: hells yeah
Hardness: medium
Bristol Stool Chart Type: 4
Consumed since last BM: chicken and dumplings, brandy/egg nog, cookie dough, grilled cheese sandwich w/ tomato and guacamole, taffy cookies, pomegranate, 1 PBR, blueberry bagel w/ strawberry cream cheese, gummy life savers, milky way bar, beef jerky, Gatorade.
Description: Hot and heavy, this poo has been stewing since this morning. Went for a hike today and ate some nasty trail food (see Gummy Life Savers above). This led to some serious intestinal feedback on the way down the trail. My stomach was brewing and gurgling like crazy, and if I had pulled my pants down right then and there, some mud butter would have emerged no doubt. But instead I let it simmer for a number of hours. The result, as you see, is a nice triad of logs, timbered straight out the butt pube forest. Shit burned a little around the anus coming out, which I’m attributing to the brandy/egg nog concoction.
Special Bonus: After flushing, a second wave came over me, and I had to rush my ass back to the seat and let rd. 2 slide out. In case I wasn’t a believer, rd. 2 definitely confirmed anal burning. Ouch.
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