So, I went to take a pee this evening, and I open the toilet seat, and what do I see? An early christmas present left for me from my brother. Thanks Brother. You left my present just for me to find it early and get all excited, didn't you? But brother, I have to tell you, that is a classic #2 poo, and judging by the dryness and cracks in the poo, it looks like you may need to drink a bit more water.
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My Lord, how is it possible that there were no toilet paper covering the poop? Don't your Brother wipe his ass??
Haha, funny you should ask. The thing is, my brother does indeed wipe his ass with TP like a normal human being (though he is in fact very far from normal). But what was so amazing was that all the toilet paper was placed in the front part of the bowl, out of view in the picture, like he was pooping just for me. Yeah, he could've covered it up, but he somehow knew how happy I would be to find his exposed poop (and I was!) Hope that straightens out my bro's reputation.
Haha haha fuck yea. You rock. I could read this shit all day... Clever huh. Haha. Believe it or not I'm laying some pipe, as I read about your pipe laying blog.
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